Monday, June 10, 2013

Top 6 Looks from Mad Men S6 E11: Favors


That had to have been one of the saddest Mad Men moments ever. Earlier in the season, we had a sinking suspicion that Don and Sylvia were going to caught, only we were sure that it was going to be a dramatic encounter with either Megan or Arnold. We figured we were wrong, once the affair “ended,” and went about our days theorizing character deaths and sexualities. The room was thus filled with gasps when the adulterous reunion of Don and Sylvia was discovered by poor goddamn Sally Draper, who is old enough to know what’s happening, but not old enough to deal with it (Does that age exist?).

This episode, transparently titled “Favors,” wasn’t so much about the actual acts of favors (although there were a lot of them), as it was about the roles that people play and the motivations and numerous expectations that go along with them. We might be able to easily answer the question of what makes someone a good friend or parent or co-worker, but it becomes a bit more complicated when we try to occupy multiple roles at the same time, especially when two or more of them are in direct conflict with each other. Don occupies the most complex position when he is looking for assistance from his work partners and clients because he is trying to help his wife help their neighbor-friends (one of whom is an ex-lover) with their child, colossally letting down his own daughter after getting caught rekindling his affair. You know, typical simplistic Mad Men storyline.

Ted and his bland wife are having marital problems (surprise...), but Ted steps up to the plate and realizes that while he’s being a great ad man and boss, chumming around with Pete and Peggy and buying them so many drinks they have a sincere moment...he’s letting things go at home. Whether he enjoys it or not, we see him go home at the end of the episode to be an actual, functional father to his children (although he pointedly does not wake up his sleeping wife for family time).

Quotes:

  • PEGGY: Did she go to China for that tea?
  • SALLY: You hate that Daddy supports my dreams. He doesn’t think I’m just a pain in the ass!
    BETTY: Your father is a hero! (double ouch, given how the episode ends)
  • PETE: And he’s in love with you too.
    PEGGY: You’re the one who’s in love with him!
  • TED: Imagine if every time Ginger Rogers jumped in the air, Fred Astaire punched her in the face.
  • DOROTHY: I suppose there’s a way I could mistake your tone for concern.
  • PEGGY: Oh! Why didn’t you say so? You can bring her!
  • TED: Don’t be an asshole, Don.

Top Looks of the evening:

6. Manolo’s Swishy Suit n Stash



Manolo was a welcome addition to an otherwise incredibly depressing episode this week. Anya really enjoyed this nurse/boyfriend from his first appearance in an all white ensemble paired with a perfectly brushed stache. Manolo upped his game for a night out with poor old Mrs. Campbell, with a silk cravat and lovely pocket square. If we weren’t sure how Bob Benson ran into him before, we are now! Watching Pete gratefully tip Manolo off the books, while Peggy learns of his mother’s...infatuation...was perfection. Watching Mrs. Campbell confront her son was much less entertaining. Another ouch moment in an already painful episode, especially when she forgot her purse. Couldn’t resist capturing Mrs. Campbell’s bedazzled old lady take on Wendy’s fly away to Neverland nightgown, which Anya thought was great (in a terrible way) from hat to toe.

5. Julie’s Great Friend Greens



Who didn’t have a junior high friend like Julie growing up? While Serious Sally is quizzing herself in the cab on the way to Model UN, Julie wistfully stares out the window thinking about Mitch’s hair. Not that Sally doesn’t care about boys, she just has room in her brain for all kinds of knowledge, unlike Jules, who doesn’t know a thing about Eleanor Roosevelt. Julie thinks that she’s being a good friend when she signs Sally’s name on their sleepover list of things the like about Mitch and slides it under their door (or maybe she’s just being a bitch, but we’re not sure that she’s crafty enough for that). Regardless of her intentions and helpfulness, Julie certainly turns it out in her accessorized-to-a-T Model UN outfit. She may only be going for, as Betty put it, “another excuse to make out,” (Sexpert Julie has been to second base twice!) but her fun and girlish floral-printed dress is undeniably adorable. Poor yourself a glass, Julie. We're sure you earned it after a grueling day of pretending that you gave a shit about international politics.

4. Peggy’s Cat-Lady-in-Training Outfit



Girl. This is a surprisingly great outfit, despite its title, but Peggy had a rough week this week. We knew that fucking rat in her apartment couldn’t be a good omen, and when she came back to a trail of blood, Anya shouted “tell me when it’s over!” and hid her face. This reaction felt justified when Peggy, another strong feminist, called Stan in the middle of the night to kill the dying rat under the couch. We all have our weak spots. It was a little heartbreaking to watch Pegs put on her sexy voice, only to learn that Stan has another girl in his bed, one he shockingly won’t bring over for a rat killing expedition. When Peggy’s attempt to find a man to save the day falls through, she does what many women have done before and since...she gets a cat. At least Peggy’s problem can be solved by the cat’s prey drive, and not by its companionship skills. We like that she clearly wore this outfit to work, and isn’t just sitting on the couch with the cat in a housedress. The jacket is snappy, the pattern is sharp, and we love the buttons and the fit. Peggy has found her style, and we like it!

3. Sally’s Affair to Remember Attire



Poor. Sally. No one had a great time on Mad Men this week, but Sally probably got the worst of it. From our glimpse of her dealing with newly svelte Betty to her traumatic experience breaking into the Rosen’s apartment, Sally is set up to be a truly damaged child (as if she wasn’t already by the Draper parenting style). She looks like such a schoolgirl, and the dress really emphasizes how young she is. The thick, bright red stripe down the center is striking, especially because Julie’s outfit has a similar pattern...but her stripe is white. From the dialogue, it seems like Julie is (or wants to be) the more worldly and experienced teenager, but it’s clear that Sally has more experience with the adult world than she ever wanted, despite never having been to second base.

We’ve seen Sally glammed up, with her miniskirt and go go boots, getting her first period, trying out more adult hairstyles, but this outfit takes us back to baby Sally who so desperately wants her parents’ approval. Down to the knee socks and plaid, this outfit is perfect for revealing to us that even though Sally oftens speaks precociously, she is not at all ready for what she sees when she looks through that doorway in the Rosens’ apartment. Sidenote: HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR? They’re almost lucky it was Sally that walked in, since they clearly don’t care about damaging their children’s psyches.

2. Pete’s Peacock Plumage



Pete looked unusually nice in his gray three piece suit. The tie and pocket square are a nice color on him (bringing out his one remaining attractive feature, his eyes), and for some reason it kind of gave us bird vibes. Dove gray? Peacock blue? Besides, we can’t say no to some alliteration. When Bob popped cheerfully into the office thinking he and Pete were going to lunch, we knew things were going downhill fast for him. We picked up on the fact that Bob was being less than honest about how he knew this fabulous nurse, since he told Ken his dad died when he was explaining the delivery to Roger’s mother’s funeral. We did not expect Bob to basically come out to Pete in the middle of a Monday morning.

Pete seems like the LAST person you would want to confide in, not least because he’s an insensitive shmuck. It was almost touching, but again, mostly sad to watch Bob try to explain “true love” to Pete of all people. He took is about as well as could be expected, with a “tell him it’s disgusting!”, but he let the knee touch linger than we would have guessed. It’s clear that Pete is very lonely, and enjoys flattery in any form. We doubt Bob has actual feelings for Pete (Well, who the fuck knows with that squirrelly suck-up), but he’s a shrewd dude, and we were honestly surprised that Bob took a chance saying any of it. Maybe he just couldn’t resist the suit!

1. Peggy’s Personification of “Brains, Beauty, and Ambition”



Peggy nabs the top spot in our countdown this week, with a green and black look. We just can’t get enough of Peggy’s work clothes lately, girlfriend is nailing it. We loved the dark trim against the green, and the reappearance of what we’re calling “the funeral hat”. She wore the suit in two extremely different environments this week, and it served her well. Coming out of a meeting where she clearly just presented, Peggy looks like she belongs in the room with the big boys in her tailored jacket and skirt. She is formal and put together when she is forced into babysitting Pete’s mother and enduring an incredibly awkward conversation. We grimaced all over the place when we realized that Peggy didn’t really have a handle on just how bad Mrs. Campbell’s condition is, and when she brought up the child they had together... it was tough to watch.

That painful conversation fell by the wayside later in the episode, and we’re just hoping Peggy wasn’t drinking to excess because of it.  We see the suit sans jacket while she’s having dinner (but mostly drinking) with Pete and Ted. With the jacket off, it was a cute sleeveless number, and she looked very comfortable in her role as “beauty, brains and ambition”. It was nice to see her relax and let go, and have an honest conversation with Pete. The two of them actually bonded! While it was happening, we were just waiting for Pete to lose his shit when Peggy mentioned what his mother said, but it ended in the two of them genuinely giggling! Might be the nicest moment in the episode.

Friday, June 7, 2013

Overheard in the Office IV


We (along with the rest of the internet) have been having a bit of a rough week after Sunday’s “The Rains of Castamere” Game of Thrones episode, despite being as prepared as we could have been for it. Thankfully, our office cohorts are as delusional and/or amusing as ever. We hope that in celebrating their numerous... quirks, we can do our small part in bringing you all back from the brink of despair.


“But what about ice cream?! Or cheese!?”
    -Spacey Secretary (on the Paleo diet)


“It’s still bad to be Russian, after the Cold War.”
    -No Boundaries


“Give me yucky weather and I can get here on time!”
    -Faded Hippie

“My family is going there for dinner tonight, you’re more than welcome to come if you want. Haha! But really...”
    -That Guy

"I have done very little professionally since getting this job and having my daughter, I'd like to get back into it."
    -Frazzled Feminist (whose daughter is 2)



Wouldn't it be funny if you, me, and Anya all left at the same time? This place would just fall apart!”
    -Spent Supervisor

“Are you married? Do you have health insurance?”
    -Troubled Temp

"Can I get a snack?"
    -Child
"I don't know, do you have money?"
    -Mom
"Mommmmmm!"
    -Child

Channeling mother of the year, Betty Francis.
“Sorry that I’m running late today, the rehab center by my house burned down.”
    -Overzealous Hire

“I don’t negotiate with terrorists.”
    -Married Guy (on unreasonable visitors)

“So was that a special someone or just a friend?”
    -No Boundaries
“...Just a friend.”
    -Paul
“Oh, that’s too bad! You know me, I’m always rooting for love.”
    -No Boundaries

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Pinspirations (Pinspired? No Matter What, It Sounds Like Sweating)


Having recently fallen prey to the amazing time suck that is Pinterest, Anya has been spending quite a bit of time looking at pictures of hairstyles she will never be able to recreate, DIY projects she’ll never get around to, and interior decorating schemes that are SO TOTALLY DOABLE if you have a million hours to devote to it, a good eye and, you know, a real job to fund all of it. Worst of all, the inevitable “Wedding Plans” board has been taking shape in her head, and during a particularly stressful Brideday Friday on TLC, took shape on the internet. Shame. On. Her.

One day there will be a diagnosis for the nervous disorder associated with watching everyone in the whole world plan their weddings before they even have a life companion that’s not a cat. HOW CAN I NOT FEEL BEHIND WHEN CAT PEOPLE ARE PLANNING THEIR WEDDINGS?!

One thing that always helps pull her back from the brink of insanity (at least temporarily) is a page of pins full of those stupid, insipid inspirational quotes that are supposed to be encouraging for some reason? Whether you’re painting them onto your walls, stenciling them into your garden’s walkway, or embossing them on every glass surface you can find since you totally learned to do it and it’s actually super easy all you need is Modge Podge, this shit is everywhere.

True to form, we had to snark all over it.

One man’s inspiration sets off another man’s bullshit alarm? Sorry not sorry if any of these actually make you feel better. Unless you’re in high school and it just really speaks to you. High schoolers get a free pass on their inner feelings, you’re welcome!

Unless it’s because they murdered your family. Or dog. Or they’re a total fuck. And really, if you just TRY to stop thinking about them for a month or two, you will.
What is this fucking color scheme? Nude and dusty navy? Sexxxxxi. Also, a fact that needs more promotion: nothing is less sexy than someone who wants you WAY MORE than you want them, it’s a fine, fine line.

Everything happens for a reason is the shittiest thing to ever say to someone who is having a hard time. Or to say to anyone, ever. THAT IS JUST NOT TRUE.

Because it worked out so great for Sid and Nancy.
 

Unless he has satellite images of Earth from space...and we do!

This poor fucking polar bear is still going to die thanks to climate change whether she makes the best of it or not, JOHN.

Do not like this mixed metaphor of standing bravely through a storm and also sailing like an Independent Woman. We all know sailing in storm looks more like this (minus the savior mermaid):

And also the phrase “any port in a storm” rings a lot more true. We should make an inspirational picture of that.

Insensitive at best.

Grown older? Fine. Grown up? Clearly not.

Pretty fucking sure he is not the originator of quote. Poor Winston.

Not sure what exactly this is going for, but the image directly under it in our Google search disagrees:

Which poorly edited image is correct?? What should we be aiming for in life??


Monday, June 3, 2013

Top 6 Looks from Mad Men S6 E10: A Tale of Two Cities

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Mostly the worst, at least for all of our struggling heroes on Mad Men. We love our trips down the rabbit hole into sunny California. These episodes always end up being bizarre excursions where we inevitably end up asking, “Is any of this actually happening?” We knew that we were going to have lots of fun treats when we saw that this was another episode directed by John Slattery (who we’ve been enjoying as a kooky anesthesiologist in the new season of Arrested Development), and we were not let down with features such as Don’s hashish nightmare, the return of Danny Siegel (with his hilariously simple-minded friend, Lotus), and this lovely lady:

Anya is even more sure that Megan is going to bite the bullet, but Paul remains unconvinced. Her ghostly hippie presence in Don’s trip/vision/near-death drowning experience does give viewers an interesting set of questions, and Megan’s usefulness as a character has been a frequent topic of discussion between us, since the only thing she really has inspired in Don this season is ambivalence. (You guys, she was pregnant in his vision! Are you shitting me that that wasn’t her miscarriage?! Talking about a second chance? And then that soldier showed up with one arm and literally said “I’m dead!” Come ON.)

The partners (sans Joan, thanks to scumbag Pete) deciding to settle on Sterling Cooper & Partners, or SC&P. They’re glad they don’t have to “buy a bigger door” with the easy replacement of the Draper Ds with ampersands, and we’re glad that we will (hopefully)never have to try to type out all the names of SCDPCGC again.

We are also fairly sure that we now safely have the answer to Ginsberg’s question to Bob Benson, “Tell me the truth, are you a homo?” After we realized that Joan was trying to go out on a date, everything kind of clicked into place, and we have a better-supported hypothesis for his actions at the whore house and lack of chemistry during his baby beach trip with sex-on-a-stick Joan. Bob Benson is as squirrelly and secretive as ever, so we’ll have to wait and see if anything ever actually comes of this.

Best Mad Men lines from last night’s episode:
  • ROGER: Our biggest challenge is to not get syphilis.
  • STAN: And this is my stop.
  • JOAN: I thought it was a date, but it turned out to be better!
    (If only we could say this more often.)
  • STAN: I can’t watch this.
  • MEREDITH: Does this color look good on me?
  • PETE: I have to tell you that in your absence things have become quite dire.

Our favorite looks:

6. Harry’s Hollywood Schmooze Suit



God, Harry is such a boob. He at least usually gives us something to talk about with his clothes, which we usually ignore because of our mutual dislike for him. Alas, here Harry is, in his West Coast Hollywood element, and even we do not have the power to deny him his place on our list of noteworthy looks (after we reluctantly agreed that we needed more variety than that of our original triple dose of Joan). He was certainly bold, wearing mustard and then bright red blazers. His color fits in much better with the West Coast crowd, and we wouldn’t be shocked if he moved there. His refusal to ditch the convertible was just another way to set him apart from gray clad Don and Roger, the Manhattan Executives.  The Libertarian turned to Anya and asked “Can I wear a scarf as a tie?” Her response? “If you’re going to buy a silk tie from the sixties it had better be a GIFT for ME.”

5. Peggy’s Fishy Behavior Office Wear



The day after the secret breakfast meeting with Avon, Peggy shows up wearing the exact same color scheme that Joan rocked the day before. The two tone blue silky fish scale pattern was lovely, and with yellow shoes? She still totally looks up to Joan, even while she comes to her rescue. We loved watching more of Peggy and Joan’s relationship unfold this episode. They’ve come a long way, and it’s nice to see that though they’ve had their fair share of tiffs, they both like and respect the other. In a workplace divided into powerful men and secretaries, Joan and Peggy are both outside the box, and it’s refreshing to see two strong, opinionated, and driven women united and backing each other up.

We loved Peggy’s move to eavesdrop on the conference room, and her decision to send a rather pathetic Meredith in to save Joan’s gorgeous ass. Joan was wearing a fantastic dress in this scene as well, rocking the navy blue dress with enormous green bow, but we had to cut something...and 50% Joan seemed a leeeetle over the top. We like that Peggy has been going sleeveless lately, and the mock turtlenecks are a nice way to keep it modest, her signature style. Again, nothing her mother would wear is always a good sign.

4. Joan’s Floral Flounce Dress


The longer we looked at this dress, the more we liked it. It’s very feminine, and a little unusual for Joan’s Office Wear. No brooch, less form fitting, a busy print, and not much structure. Sounds nothing like the Joan we know and love, with her perfectly tailored punch-you-in-the-
face-with-the-color dresses and suits. This dress is much softer, and the cute little one arm sleeve flounce really grew on us. Her hair was looking phenomenal in these scenes. The best part of this dress though, was the fact that Joan was wearing it on what she thought was a lunch date. Once she realizes that she’s landed a potential account, her next meeting outfit goes for the complete opposite feel. Don’t worry, we’ll get to that blue suit, but this is the opposite end of the spectrum for her and we relished seeing both.

3. Peggy in Plaid



Paul wasn’t nuts about this the way Anya was, being reminded of her earlier go-to office wear... until he saw the yellow in the plaid while screencapping and hopped on board. Anya thinks this outfit looks super modern and ahead of its time (having recently seen a very similar jacket on Heather Dubrow, her spirit animal/current Real Housewife of Orange County). Love the cut, the tiny hidden pop of color, the piping, the accessories! Love it all. Peggy’s mother wouldn’t be caught dead in it, and that’s basically our measuring stick for Peggy’s fashion progression.

2. Cindy’s Hollywood Hills Hostess Jumpsuit



Ah, Cindy the Hollywood hostess, purveyor of hallucination inducing hashish and harbringer of less than heavenly hydrous hazards. She sealed her much-coveted second spot on our weekly countdown with the ridiculously fabulous oversized pearl ring that she kept throwing around in all of her scenes. We enjoyed what we thought was a funky graphic print dress, and we went wild when we later realized it was a bell bottom jumpsuit. Cindy topped it off with huge yellow earrings and some fun Megan-esque hair. Cindy also provided us with the best evidence for the “none of this is real,” theory with her casual surrendering of Don to dream Megan.

1. Joan’s Blue Business Suit



Our top look this week was Joan in her Account Man suit. Despite the feminine touches of color, buttons, and broach, this is the most masculine look we’ve ever seen from Joan. Her wardrobe has changed over the years, with her higher salary and partner position, but this still seems like a dramatic step, especially since we saw her ten minutes ago meeting with the same man in a drastically different dress. Joan isn’t entirely comfortable in this role, which is made evident in the facial expression you see in our screenshot. (“Peggy?”) She has a history of dressing the part to make her feel more like she belongs somewhere (Her housewifey phase with Greg characterized by aprons and dresses, and wearing the fur from Roger as she goes to get the Jaguar account), and this is no exception.

Although she says she has been doing accounts in one form or another since she began at SC&P, it’s worth noting that her latest was that unfortunate incident with Herb. She is bound and determined to keep this one professional and above board, except when it comes to office politicking of course. That’s why it was a little gut punching to hear Peggy say “I never slept with him!” when defending her rise into Don’s good graces. Once again, Joan carries the day (and TWO gorgeous white bags!). We liked that she kept her signature brooch and earrings, but opted for a collared jacket with fun and flowery buttons. And don’t get us started on the scarf! Also loved that she paired the whole look with yellow shoes...something Peggy did the very next day in her fish scale outfit. Aww, besties!