Texts from Last Year Pt. 4: In Which Anya Needs a Therapy Dog

Welcome back to a series that makes us laugh almost as much as it makes us cringe, the last of our 2012 collection. Thank goodness. Catch up on our dysfunction here, here, and here. Don’t be sad that this is the end of another’s year’s worth of nonsense...be happy because we never stop accruing insanely weird text messages, and we’re always willing to share them with you. The only reason this doesn’t happen is because neither of us have a...

RIP Smash

Shutting it down. I just finished watching the two hour season/series finale of Smash, NBC’s hit show about the backstage world of Broadway that we’ve all been eagerly watching (Just me?). Sure, the show may have suffered from a few bouts of plot holes, nonsensical characters, and a pace matching that of a narcoleptic dog, but it was a mostly entertaining spectacle that featured some extremely talented theater actors and composers. The finale...

Top 6 Looks from Mad Men S6 E9: The Better Half

Wow, guys. This week’s episode really knocked our socks off and then ran both of our feet over with lawn mowers. What. The. Fuck. Believe us, we’re not complaining, it was incredible to spend a whole hour three minutes saying “Is this really happening? Holy shit!”, especially when it involves Betty Fucking Draper getting back to her old bitchy ways. Love her. We wondered where things would go after the strange and sad nature of the last episode,...

Facebook Friends, How Do I Hate Thee?

Let me count the ways. Unlike Julia Stiles, we actually do HATE you. Remember when Facebook required a college email address to sign up? Those were the days. That was technically a little before our time, but Anya got in on the ground floor when the kids in a summer class she was taking at our nearby school made her join so they could work on a group project via this great new social networking site. Before we had to worry about our grandmas...